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PostSubject: it's a Picanic Table   Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:40 pm

Man has sex with picnic table;

”I said ‘have you tried doing it outdoors on the picnic table’, I didn’t say “have you tried doing it outdoors WITH the picnic table”! An Ohio man was charged with public indecency after his neighbour videotaped him having sex with his picnic table. “The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table…”

Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex. A neighbor videotaped Price. Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Price is married with three school-aged children. This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says.

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PostSubject: Re: it's a Picanic Table   Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:53 pm

oook wonder what that guy was thinking...
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PostSubject: Re: it's a Picanic Table   Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:01 pm

What the fuck, thats almost as weird as the German that got arrested for fucking a bike.
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PostSubject: Re: it's a Picanic Table   Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:35 pm

lol public indecency, sif it was on his property....

still fucking weird though. Imagine if his wife left him for cheating on her with the table lmao, and lol at whoever eats their lunch on that table next

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PostSubject: Re: it's a Picanic Table   Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:07 am

The man has also been charged for rape, the table is currently undergoing severe psychiatric treatment. (this post not true for you nubs who thought it was lol, however OP was true)

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